It’s my birthday!:)

ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

saintlxurent:

Lorde is literally a dark pale blog in human form

(Source: reinfected)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

son: dad what’s for dinner?
dad: dinner? nope. i said 1000 RTs or no dinner. sorry
son: we haven’t eaten in days
dad: 1000 RTs or we starve 

thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

(Source: thesassycat)